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[avarielwings]

I just got the following email from someone on Wikipedia going by the name of SharkAtomic:

Hello,
I present myself, I am a man of 25 years. I have a phantasm, it is that which an unknown woman looks at my photographs of me naked and sexy.
If you want my photographs answer me and I send them immediately to you.
I hope not to have to disturb to you and that you will answer my request favorably.
I would really like that is possible because for me it is a dream which an unknown woman looks at my photographs. You would make ego the happiest man in the world.
Please, please accept please.
It is not a joke, I am really motivated, and that is done with a very great discretion.
Good day.

I probably shouldn't be quite so amused by that. But I am, which is why I post his letter for public mocking.

Comments

[byagghametta.livejournal.com]

Hello,

I present myself, I am a woman of 27 years. I have a phantasm, it is that which lives in my closet and occasionally rattles chains in my general direction, even if I am naked and sexy.

If you want my photographs answer me and for the love of all that is holy send me an exorcist! I cannot sleep with this infernal din coming from my closet space!

This is not a joke, I am really motivated, and that is done with a very great crazy on my part.

Good day, and please call the Ghostbusters.

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

Hello,

I have a succubus who comes to me at night and

... never mind.

[byagghametta.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[adiva_calandia]

Aw, what an earnest little kinkster.

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

Huh. There's no wikipedia user of that name that I can find.

[avariel-wings.livejournal.com]

My mistake. He's just SharkAtomic.

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/SharkAtomic

Wow, a wiki stalker. Creepy.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

...BAHAHAHAHAHA! It's the "Good day" that gives it that little last bit of je ne sai KWOI, non, cher? AWSOME.

[autumnhaunt.livejournal.com]

hahahaha that is pretty damn funny! Guys like that deserve public mocking!