Girl of Many Fandoms

I need a new layout.

I will pay in drabbles to anyone who can make me one of this picture, with either the lyrics to Black Velvet or the words "beautiful fucked-up man", or both:

http://glimmer.phoenixfyre.net/displayimage.php?album=random&cat=0&pos=-52

Yeah, I'm just a little bit obsessed.

I have a sudden craving for good Sawyer fic. Especially written post-"Confidence Man".

Recommendations for archives or specific fics, please people? :)