- Fri, 16:53: For the second month in a row, Payroll have screwed up my wages. I suppose I should be glad they at least paid me *something* this month.
- Fri, 17:18: To be fair, they did eventually pay me last month. But I had to chase them for it, and it made my rent late.
- Sun, 13:09: @hmrccustomers I can't find my Unique Taxpayer Reference and I'm finding it almost impossible to get to a real person on the helpline.
- Sat, 10:58: If you can't even spell "disgusting" when you're being bigoted, I have even less time for you. https://t.co/CNGb8k5EIB
- Thu, 20:32: Michael C Hall is singing Lazarus on the Mercury Music Awards and if I close my eyes, I could almost think it really is Bowie.
- Sun, 19:09: I've made a beautiful loaf of bread from scratch. This one is for me so I can make sure it tastes good, but I'll bring the next one to work.
- Tue, 23:16: @xprojectrpg Somebody had a suit made for a horse for Cheltenham. https://t.co/NMUQT1XzLF I think this should appear in the game.
- Mon, 22:06: @xprojectrpg My local cinema is advertising Deadpool as the perfect Valentine's date movie.
- Sat, 18:48: Friends, I advise you not to sell on eBay. Years old neutral/negative ratings are never forgiven, even if you had many more positive ones.
- Mon, 22:53: Today we say goodbye to the Chameleon King. Mr Bowie, wherever you are, thank you for everything. I'll miss you.
- Sun, 19:16: RT @xprojectrpg: Reblog if you've made at least one friend because of a fandom. https://t.co/g4uptGpWjb
- Wed, 22:04: Having dinner with friends at a nice Italian place off Oxford Street. Waiter spontaneously wanders by singing "Stop the Pigeon". IMMD.
- Sat, 20:08: I... um. I think I might leave this as "presented without comment". https://t.co/TiQmc241gb
- Wed, 23:31: RT @JamesGunn: I love making movies because of stories like these. http://t.co/fMuo5mVXjB
- Tue, 19:04: RT @clintasha: rt if you'd watch the black widow movie, im trying to prove a point to @marvel http://t.co/oK1dB9TwQt
- Sat, 13:23: I've got a Groupon voucher for a spa treatment day for 2 that must be used by 10 June, but the person I bought it for can't go. Anyone want?