MSN conversation with Sal and Matt, part one

[avarielwings]

Kate says:
hey sal
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
hey love
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
alright?
Fire Wolf says:
Oooh, threesome.
Kate says:
yeah, you
Kate says:
sssh, matt, you'll scare her away
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*giggles*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
no, bring it on darlins
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*rawr!*
Kate says:
*g*
Fire Wolf says:
*growls*
Fire Wolf says:
Hehe.
Kate says:
I've been trying to get matt to come and see me
Kate says:
so I can feed him absinthe and corrupt him]
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
oh! Can I come? can you currput me too?
Kate says:
don't see why not
Kate says:
it's a long way, though
Kate says:
but if you're up for it, I'd be glad to see you
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*nods*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
my mummy doesn't like me seeing people from the internet
Kate says:
currput? sal, have you been drinking
Fire Wolf says:
Awww!
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
I only had a pint
Kate says:
no, she doesn't like you going halfway round the world to see people from the internat
Kate says:
there's a difference
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
and the spelling mistakes are the fault of my altar ego, Sla
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
internat?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
and you say about me?
Kate says:
point taken
Fire Wolf says:
*snickers*
Kate says:
sssh, you. you're just as bad
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
my mother honestly thinks you lot are evil rapists, preying on me, the poor innocent...
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*snorts*
Fire Wolf says:
I am an evil rapist. I wanna take you in the bushes.
Kate says:
all mothers think that
Kate says:
it's what they're for
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
you can take me where you want, darling
Fire Wolf says:
*grins*
Kate says:
how about the nudist beach out by Brighton Marina?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*eyes go huge*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
apart from there!
Kate says:
it's where the gay men go
Fire Wolf says:
Sounds good.
Fire Wolf says:
Sounds bad.
Kate says:
can get disturbing
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
I don't go naked. It's against my religion
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
but can I go and perv on the gay men please?
Kate says:
there's a bank of pebbles. we can go and walk along the top
Kate says:
it's supposed to hide the nudists from the tourists
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
can I steal the cute gay men and have a gay harem?
Kate says:
you can try
Fire Wolf says:
Tsk, you and your harems...
Kate says:
we'll go gay-club hopping
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*bounces*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
I like harems. They are ...educational
Fire Wolf says:
*snicker*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
Matt can be my eunach
Fire Wolf says:
*blinks*
Kate says:
and I'll take Matt to the meatmarkets. you'd like that, wouldn't you matthew?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
no! Get off my eunach!
Fire Wolf says:
Erm, maaaybeee...
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
mine!
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
grrrr!
Kate says:
*backs off*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*grins*
Fire Wolf says:
She's not gonna cut anything off, is she?
Kate says:
I really couldn't say
Kate says:
not if you don't want her to. Probably
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
only if it turns you on...
Fire Wolf says:
It doesn't. Trust me.
Fire Wolf says:

Kate says:
but body art can be fun!
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*whimpers*
Fire Wolf says:
Can. Keyword: can.
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
please?
Kate says:
*wants to take Matt to Mardi Gras*
Fire Wolf says:
Please what?
Kate says:
you'd go down a storm, there
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
can I make you my eunach?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
I want to go to Mardi Gras. But I have to go to the one in Sydney *sighs*
Kate says:
when are you going to australia? do you know yet?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
September abouts. Depend on when the visa comes through
Kate says:
oooh!
Fire Wolf says:
Sal, wha'cha doing this summer?
Kate says:
*bounces*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
I have to work. WORK! Me? I don't do work
Fire Wolf says:
Can I come and help you relax from work?
Kate says:
hey, will you two let me post this conversation on my LJ?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
my parents are going away...
Kate says:
it's too amusing to lose
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
MY PARENTS ARE GOING AWAY!
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
argh! Score!
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
come and live with me!
Fire Wolf says:

Kate says:
yay!
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
house partay!
Kate says:
oi! answer my question!
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
yeah, go on ya mad fish
Fire Wolf says:
Hehe.
Fire Wolf says:
Mad fish.
Kate says:
hee
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
there's a website called mad fish
Kate says:
is there?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
I wanted it was a web addie for me but it was already taken
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
buggers of hell
Kate says:
I want to come to your houseparty
Kate says:
would that be in wales?
Fire Wolf says:
Ah, Wales. Home of the cheap souvineer...
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*pokes* just because everything is made in China...
Fire Wolf says:
Hehe.
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
yep. Wales. it's a country
Kate says:
can I come to your party?
Fire Wolf says:
Can I come at your party?
Kate says:
Matt, you pervert
Kate says:
who with?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*grins*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
answer, my loves, is always yes
Kate says:
it's oh so quiet...
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
It's ooooh so still....
Fire Wolf says:
WHAT IS!?
Kate says:
our window
Fire Wolf says:
Ah
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
now I have fecking Bjork going through my head!
Kate says:
it's also a bjork song
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
gah!
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
GAH! I tell you
Kate says:
hah!
Fire Wolf says:
Gah? Hah?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
damn you all to Hades and back again, you Bjork wielders
Kate says:
*giggles*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*pokes*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
don't you giggle, you besom
Kate says:
*just laughs more*
Kate says:
besom?
Fire Wolf says:
*giggles*
Kate says:
did you just call me a broom?
Fire Wolf says:
*snorts*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
besom! Besom I call you!
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
ha!
Kate says:
and I call you... elderberry!
Fire Wolf says:
Oooh! What am I!?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
and your mother smelled of them!
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
you're just a sex toy, love
Kate says:
yeah, matt, sal's right
Kate says:
a very good sex toy, though
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*purrs*
Kate says:
*strokes*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
can I have a blow up Matt please?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
oh! That's where the valve is...
Kate says:
I should think that could be arranged
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
Matt? Can we strip you nekkid and get a full body mold?
Kate says:
we can all have blow up Matts
Fire Wolf says:
Okay.
Fire Wolf says:

Kate says:
yay
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
oh, wonderful perfect imagery
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
I can slash them *dreams*
Kate says:
with each other? clonesex?
Fire Wolf says:
Cool!
Fire Wolf says:
;D
Fire Wolf says:
*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*drools*
Kate says:
or would you have other blow up figures?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
I can film it and market them as a new range of fetish videons
Kate says:
make a lot of money that way
Fire Wolf says:
Do I get any money? 'cos I want to buy a dress.
Kate says:
Matt in drag!
Kate says:
for that, you can have money
Fire Wolf says:

"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
are you really trying to make me have to build an ark? Saliva flooding problems here, people
Kate says:
of course we are!
Fire Wolf says:
Build an ark! That'd be so cool!
Kate says:
can we have pictures, matt?
Fire Wolf says:
Hehe.
Fire Wolf says:
After dinner. Which I gotta go to now.
Kate says:
awwww
Fire Wolf says:
Won't be long.
Kate says:
so early?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*pouts*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
eat fast. Bring me food
Kate says:
hurry back
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
it's not that early!
Kate says:
bring chocolate
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
feed me
Kate says:
it's 6.15
Kate says:
that's early
Kate says:
but you're a growing boy, I suppose
Kate says:
*grins evilly*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*grins*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
oh yeah...
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*growls*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
anyway
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
how are you my pretty?
Kate says:
so, what you been up to today?
Kate says:
I'm fine
Kate says:
how are you?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
very slightly drunk
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:

Kate says:
good
Kate says:
wish I was
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
I went to the pub. It was nice
Kate says:
maybe later
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
go get drunk then
Kate says:
can't, there's nowhere to go here
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
aw! *snuggles*
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
poor thing. Offlicence?
Kate says:
in the village, but that's miles away
Kate says:
it's so boring round here
Kate says:
home counties, you know
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
hey! I live in St Andrews! Boringville!
Kate says:
actually, there's one at the top of the hill, but it's dark
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
is it a local shop? for local people?
Kate says:
something like that
Kate says:
don't feel like going out by myself
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
I always think they should have a boozeman. Like a milkman
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
it would get so much revenue
Kate says:
that would be good
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*nods*
Kate says:
surprised the students at st andrews don't do it
Kate says:
bit of ready cash
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
I'll suggest it to our union bloke - he'd be up for it
Kate says:
think I've heard about such things before
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
thing is it might put the offy in the union out of business
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
but dammit, I do not care
Kate says:
ah, so it would be opposed
Kate says:
but you know, some people wouldn't bother to go to the offy anyway
Kate says:
you could cater to them
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
the lazy people that I know have usually got their own stills
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
St Andrews moonshine. Guarenteed to remove nail varnish
Kate says:
yeah, but that's hazardous to the health
Kate says:
if you brought them proper alcohol, you'd be doing a service to the community
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
but they are also keeping the student populace at an acceptable level by stripping their own intestines
Kate says:
do they really brew their own?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
some of them do. Rocksoccers...
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
Christ knows what they put in there
Kate says:
how have they not got caught
Kate says:
on the smell alone?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
but it's less hazardous than letting them set fire to themselves
Kate says:
?
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
they live in Gatty, which has no wardens at all - it's all students
Kate says:
set fire to themselves?
Kate says:
funfunfun
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
there's a bloke in Rocksoc who likes setting fire to himself
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
it's,,,interesting
Kate says:
likes? weird man
Kate says:
I know my share of strange ones, though
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
the strange ones are always the best
Kate says:
definitely
Kate says:
by far the most interesting
"You darling, darling! You wield that cane as if to the manor born!" says:
*grins*
Kate says:
and the best drinking buddies
Kate says:
lost my connection again
Kate says:
saaal?