Dear Anonymous reviewer,

Your mistake is quite acceptable. Misreading appears to be quite the common affliction around here.

For instance I thought that 'it' said 'review' not 'words strung together that allegedly have a purpose'.

I urge you to use that machete.

And she must have been on the wrong site - it was ff.net(!)

Please, look up the literary definition of 'drabble' and stop parading your ignorance.