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Kate Eccles ([personal profile] avarielwings) wrote2003-04-22 07:46 pm

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For [livejournal.com profile] littleshebear, as requested by [livejournal.com profile] lord_alexander



Agent Smith has decided that the best way to defeat the human rebels is to understand them. Today, he's concentrating on the human emotion called "love". The only way he can even begin to understand it is to understand the physical side.

So he has ordered the creation of a number of duplicates of himself. He has ordered them to do what is necessary, and he is merely watching.

By the end of the day, Agent Smith knows a great deal about the nature of human sex. He even understands a little about what they call "arousal".

But he is no closer to understanding love.
yabamena: (*snickersnort*)

[personal profile] yabamena 2003-04-22 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
BWAHA!! It's funny because it's true! I can so see Agent Smith doing that!

[identity profile] angelislington.livejournal.com 2003-04-22 11:51 am (UTC)(link)

Awww.

Funny and poignant. Nice. :)

Although I can't help having an image in my head of just about every sci-fi robot saying 'What-is-this-thing-you-call... love?' *giggles*

[identity profile] littleshebear.livejournal.com 2003-04-22 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
*Manic grin + inane giggling*

That was so cool! Very funny. I'll help him with his research...*strokes the Agent(s)*

Thankyou!

[identity profile] lajiggles.livejournal.com 2003-04-22 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
*falls over dead at the thought of multiple agent Smiths*

[identity profile] oliveoyl.livejournal.com 2003-04-22 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...lots of Smiths. Smiths doing...things.

*le thud*

[identity profile] onyx-shinigami.livejournal.com 2003-04-22 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! A thousand times! Agent Smith drabble...... *wibble*

You have made me a happy person today ^^