Srsly, DC, crack. They retconned Jason's origin story recently. Originally, it went something like this: random street kid tries to steal Batmobile's tyres. Batman tells him no and takes him to a school to enrol him. School turns out to be run by crazy old lady who uses kids as her gang. There are paste jewels and wacky hi-jinx and Jason Saves The Day. And then Bats puts him inna car and says "Robin." And Jason goes "Robin?" And Bats says "Robin."